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How to Poop Faster (paperback)
December 15, 2025
💩 Wish you could poop faster? 💩 How to Poop Faster: Tips, Tricks, and Tools for a Faster Flush is the laugh-out-loud guide that turns toilet time into a quick, easy, and even educational experience! Filled with funny stories, smart science, and simple tips, it teaches you how to eat, sit, and breathe your way to faster, healthier bathroom trips, while demystifying digestion, constipation, and other common issues. Perfect for kids, parents, and anyone who wants to spend less time waiting and more time living, this book proves that everyone poops… but some just do it faster! 🚀
How to Poop Faster (ebook)
February 28, 2026
💩 Wish you could poop faster? 💩 How to Poop Faster: Tips, Tricks, and Tools for a Faster Flush is the laugh-out-loud guide that turns toilet time into a quick, easy, and even educational experience! Filled with funny stories, smart science, and simple tips, it teaches you how to eat, sit, and breathe your way to faster, healthier bathroom trips, while demystifying digestion, constipation, and other common issues. Perfect for kids, parents, and anyone who wants to spend less time waiting and more time living, this book proves that everyone poops… but some just do it faster! 🚀

